New Google Search Tips

I love David Byrne. Peter and I talk about him so much that if either of us says, "David!" we know who the other is talking about.  


Because it's always David Byrne.


I was perusing his website the other day, as I sometimes do (when I want to visit him?), and I found this on his search page: 

New Google Search Tips:

• “It's always in the last place you look”
• “Try getting into the frame of mind you were in when you lost it. Think to yourself, where would I have put it?”
• “Tell yourself you never cared much for it anyway — then it will suddenly appear”
• “When you organized everything the other day you put it away where it belongs”
• “You are only imagining that you ever had it. It was never here to begin with”
• “The dog took it”
• “The search is more interesting than the answer”
• “The search IS the answer”

Funny, right?  Or is my deep, deep love blinding my impeccable sense of humor?  

And on another note:  David, please -- will you and your awesome back-up dancers come to our wedding and sing?  Because let me tell you.  The wedding band circuit is seriously lacking.  Lacking in talent.  Save us from this hell-ish search!

For your reading pleasure, here is a snippet of an actually response from a band we contacted: 

In addition, we work with several area dance callers and can provide as part of the evening festivities, a participatory square or contra dance that would be sure to please.  Our callers work with complete beginners teaching each dance and doing a walk-through before the actual dance starts with music. 

Oh WOW.  Partner folk dance lessons AT THE WEDDING.


Google is so not helping me out.