Overheard in the Pittsfield Brew Pub

Hat guy: What's new, man?

Beard guy: Well...getting used to the single life.

Hat guy: Yeah, man, that's rough.

Beard guy: But I'm going to Orlando next weekend. It's a Mickey Mouse wedding.

Hat guy: A Mickey Mouse wedding? You have got to be kidding me! That is un-freaking-believable.

Beard guy: It's like, $1,500 for Mickey to attend your wedding.

Hat guy: That's some serious coin for Mickey.